ok so it's pretty obvious that it's been a minute since i last indulged you into this crazy mind of mine. in fact, it's been about 2 weeks. i could share with you the uber boring story as to why i've been m.i.a. or i can give you a flashy faux rendition. flashy faux? no prob. so 2 weeks ago i was on my way to buckhead (in search of a new suit) when i was pulled over by the popoes (thats slang for police officers). they mistaken my fj cruiser for a recent bank robbery in the area, so i was dragged to county jail where spent over a week learning new trades such as snitch shanking & cigarette smuggling until i was released as a mistaken identity.
so here i am. a few more gang affiliations later and i'm a better man.
uber boring truth? fine...i was inundated with work. sorry, i'll try not to let it happen again.